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Random journal entry

They say you can't die from a lack of sleep, so why do we need it. Sometimes I worry I have an addiction to food but then I think of the sheep and cows grazing in the countryside and it seems like their entire existence is just grazing. They always have their face in the ground. Every time I go on a road trip I am so enthused to see these animals - I'm always hoping for some type of action.

If gluttony is a sin then all of the sheep and cows are going to hell? I guess I will too because I want to be sure they're around in my next life.

In the 90's everybody loved milk, especially after the "got milk" marketing campaign. Now everybody loves oat milk (just another marketing campaign). Whatever is next you will probably fall for again. 

I am gross, and in different ways you are too. Letting marketing campaigns persuade our consumer behavior is gross.

The other day I spilled wine on my kitchen counter. I had no paper towels so I went to the bathroom and grabbed my wash cloth. I cleaned the wine up and hung it back up in the shower. The light blue wash cloth now looks like it was used to murder someone. I think I'm going to keep it that way so that when I shower next I'm wiping earths most famous juice into my skin.

I have two library books that are two months overdue. A fun creative writing prompt could be the journey of a book that lives in multiple households. People need to believe more in second hand furniture.